#3 The feeling of accomplishment that a bull shit ribbon gives you.

^There's nothing better than receiving a ribbon that out right says "I'm special"...^

Hey, when those other kids are getting first and second place ribbons I know that deep down they're just jealous that "I'm special" and they're not. Hell next time I'm going to go for the "I tried my best" ribbon then after that the "Nice effort" ribbon. Nothing gives a child more self confidence than a bull shit ribbon... Eff medals I'm going straight to the ribbon, we all know that is what all the cool kids are thinking. NAWT.

#2 The fayuls of chinese restaurants.

 

^Id sure love to get me some fuit punch.. who wants fruit? Eww...^

Sure there's probably a whole bunch of menu typos at regular restaurants but c'mon guys did you really forget the 'r' in fruit? I always thought Asians just pwnd everything... that's okay they seemed to have "Virgin Chi-Chi" down... One why is it called a virgin chi-chi and why does it cost 4.50? Oh well... but personally i think 2.95 is pretty steep for a fruit punch impostor. Moral of the story is to get a capable white person to type out your next menu.

#1 The geniOuses behind vandalism.

^The above just shows what the young people in our society have to offer us today...^

*3:00 AM* - HEY GUYS LETS GO VANDALIZE THIS SIGN.. HAHAHAHA EMERGENCY COCK LULS BALLS DROP OFF WE ARE SOO FUNNY AND CLEVER NO ONE HAS EVER WRITTEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON PUBLIC PROPERTY...

Sure, I got quite a good laugh out of this but really guys? Really? (voice raises on the second really..) Like just driving by the hospital while you see all the grandpa abortion protesters this just stands out, it even brightens peoples days. So good on you, you gangsters you're really stickin' it to the "man."